yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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