Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
