Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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