He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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