community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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