i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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