Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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