i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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