Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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