she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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