Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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