Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
