So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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