So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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