but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Couch. On fire.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
