I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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