this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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