This is not my ceiling
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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