Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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