The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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