Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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