Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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