You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
