Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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