The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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