Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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