Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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