that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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