That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I know her cup size but not her name....
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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