Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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