suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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