I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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