Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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