id be glad to
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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