He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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