Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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