we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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