i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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