problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
