I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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