Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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