I want to have your abortion
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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