I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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