So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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