were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
