Already got asked if we're dating
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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