she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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