Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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