yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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