if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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