Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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